The Simpsons – Do The Bartman

16th February 1991 for three weeks

At the point that Do The Bartman was at Number 1, I had still never seen The Simpsons. I was desperate to, but it was on Sky and it would be a year or two before we purchased Sky.

It’s easy to see why the song was popular. It was the perfect cash in on the success of the TV show – the song was catchy, funny and ‘cool’ – Bart raps all the way through. There was the added bonus of Michael Jackson writing the song and singing backing vocals (or at least they were the rumours).

The song was at the top for three weeks so just about everyone in the country had heard of Bart Simpson. But the truth was, that a few years later, everyone new that the real star of the show was Homer.

By the late Nineties I was a huge The Simpsons fan. I just checked – after 34 years there have now been over 750 episodes.

Much will be made, in many years time, of the first female rap artist to reach Number 1. I fear that Nancy Cartwright, the female voice actor who voiced Bart Simpson, will be forever overlooked…

4/10

The KLF – 3 a.m. Eternal

 

2nd February 1991 for two weeks

I think The KLF were knobheads really, weren’t they? Although I was unaware of all of this at the time, all I have heard since then suggests that they were. Their goal was to shock for the sake of it just by being knobs.

I liked their music and liked 3am Eternal, but I prefered What Time Is Love?

However, later in 1991 they would release one of my favourite songs ever – Justified And Ancient. I love this song and it features one of my favourite lyrics ever, “they’re justified, and their ancient and they drive an ice cream van.” The sheer randomness of it is sublime.

3am has proved to be not very memorable.

3/10

Queen – Innuendo

26th January 1991 for one week

Queen were such an awesome band, it’s such a privilege to discuss them on this blog. The last time they were at the top was in 1981 with Under Pressure (with David Bowie).

I was completely unaware, it seems of music in early 1991. So I have no memories of Innuendo reaching the top – none whatsoever. In fact, it’s such an average noise, it is such a shame that it was one of the few Queen songs that reached the top.

Queen’s music has soundtracked many moments to my life. They are a truly special band. Their main singer, of course, passed away in 1991 (later this year), and yet 33 years later their music still sound wonderful.

But Innuendo is not one of their finest moments.

2/10

Enigma – Sadness (Part I)

19th January 1991 for one week

I first heard of Enigma in 1993 with the brilliant Return To Innocence. I had no idea that they had released a song two years earlier that reached Number 1.

Sadness is a great song and one I like. But it’s hard to understand why it reached Number 1. Why?

The last three Number 1s have been Cliff Richard, Iron Maiden and Enigma. What a bizarre few weeks.

6/10

Iron Maiden – Bring Your Daughter… To The Slaughter

5th January 1991 for two weeks

The first time I became aware of this song was hearing some lads singing it in the changing rooms when we were getting changed for PE. I didn’t think it was a real song and thought it was the usual crap that these daft lads would mouth off.

But no, it was a real song.

It’s not my thing. I have heard it a few times but not for a while. But even now, 33 years later, it is still rubbish.

1/10

Thoughts on 1990

The first year of the 90s was a brilliant year for pop, especially if you were a child. The Number 1s seemed very child-friendly. And there were some songs which have remained popular because they were of a certain era.

In my opinion, the Nineties was the best decade for music, so it is entirely appropriate that it starts with a bang!

At the time, my favourite Number 1s of the year were: Dub Be Good To Me, Turtle Power and Ice Ice Baby.

In 2024, my favourite Number 1s of 1990 are: Nothing Compares 2U (even more poignant after Sinead O’Connor’s sad death in 2023), Dub Be Good To Me, World In Motion, Sacrifice, Show Me Heaven, Unchained Melody and Ice Ice Baby. It shows that my musical taste has grown up and mellowed if nothing else. But it seems that Dub Be Good To Me has stayed with me, and so that is my top song of the year.

Looking ahead to 1991 the range of music styles to reach the top is something to behold! It will be interesting to reflect!

Cliff Richard – Saviour’s Day

29th December 1990 for one week

The Christmas Number 1 in 1990 was Saviour’s Day by Cliff Richard. I loved the song at the time. As a Christian family it didn’t trouble me at all that it was Christian music. It simply didn’t register that this could be problematic for some people at the time. 

I still really enjoy the song now, although our children aren’t fans as it sounds a bit tame compared to the upbeat Christmas classics.

The song has not recharted since, even in the days of downloads and streaming. That tells you something about its appeal – it is very niche. It hasn’t stood the test of time.

5/10

Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby

1st December 1990 for four weeks

It’s hard to believe that there was actually a time before Ice Ice Baby. It is so instantly familiar and well known, it’s almost like it’s been around for ever.

But, I can remember it being out in 1990 like it was yesterday!

At the time, I had no idea that it was based around the bassline from Under Pressure, by Queen. In fact, when I heard Under Pressure I thought it was sampling Ice Ice Baby!

Ice Ice Baby was like nothing I’d heard before – I’d heard some rap, but this was the first song that made it really accessible. 

In my head, everyone loved this song, without exception. It seems that a few years later people considered it to be cheesy. I still don’t get that.

My aim was to learn all of the words and I can still (almost) rap to the entire song today.

Our children enjoy the song too. 

10/10

The Righteous Brothers – Unchained Melody

3rd November 1990 for four weeks

Unchained Melody is one of those phenomenal songs that everyone knows. It was originally recorded in 1955 and was then released by The Righteous Brothers in 1965. It reached Number 14.

In 1990 the film, Ghost, was released. We never went to the cinema as a child so I know that I didn’t see the film until a year or two later on the bus when we went to France on a school trip.

However, the song, Unchained Melody, was featured in a prominent moment in the film and the song was released as a single once again. And it was a smash hit! This version of the song was 25 years old by the time it reached Number 1 and it was there for four weeks and was the year’s biggest selling single!

It is a fantastic song – and this is 100% the best version of it. We will meet the song again a few more times, but nothing will ever top the Righteous Brothers’ version. 

10/10

The Beautiful South – A Little Time

27th October 1990 for one week

My memory of The Beautiful South is a little confusing. I can vividly remember hearing this song on the Chart Show and loving it. I didn’t understand what it was about at the time, but I knew I liked it.

But I don’t remember any other songs from the group until their greatest hits album, Carry On Up The Charts was released in 1994. But I can recall that I knew most of the songs on it in 1994. I must have heard the songs when they came out, but have no recollection of them individually. Carry On Up The Charts was an amazing album and it drew me into the band and I loved them and much of their music that came out afterwards.

A Little Time was their only Number 1 song so I feel it’s important to point out that The Beautiful South became one of my favourite bands. Some absolutely perfect songs – Paul Heaton is a musical genius.

8/10